“I’m a big mean jerk and I like pizza and I won’t share my pizza with nice little dogs.”
Can you believe this guy? I was right next to him the whole time!
henry's human blog
Henry is my 26-year-old human. He can reach the food. He's ok, I guess.
Got a question for Henry? Ask him here
This blog is maintained by Duke. There's a blog about me and I think it's ridiculous.
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2011-03-31
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2011-03-29
Stop talking and give me the food! Do you have any idea how hard it is to beg at you while holding a camera?
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2011-03-16
“I’ve decided to stop hiding from you all day! Now I would like to attach a leash to you and follow you around outside, where I will pick up your poop!”
I climb to the edge of the couch and that guy just keeps talking to me like I’m not in a hurry.
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2011-02-19
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2011-02-10
“Hey, I’m confused as to why a dog is using a camera when I should be getting the dog food out. Durrr, I’m stupid.”
When I’m down here telling you to feed me, don’t talk to me. Just get the food out!
It’s so hard to find good help.
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2011-02-01
“Durrr, I’m dumb and I block the TV so Duke can’t see Animal Planet.”
I’m on the couch with these people all the time and they never think about whether I can see the TV.
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2011-01-09
Oh, hello Internet!
This is Henry. He and his girlfriend Amy got me from a rescue on Thanksgiving of 2009. Here’s what I know about him:
- He is tall.
- He talks to me in a stupid voice.
- He can open cans of food.
- He drives a car sometimes.
- He gives me treats if I high five him. That is his only trick.
So that’s Henry. Hope you like photos of this goofy white guy because that’s what you’re going to get.
-Duke
